they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Shame - the story of my life.
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