I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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