consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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