I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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