I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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