Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
