Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I need to stop coming to work sober
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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