Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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