Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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