Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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