She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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