am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
one might say we're banned from that church
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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