do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We're too hungover to prance.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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