Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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