winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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