Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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