Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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