Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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