David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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