Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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