I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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