I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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