did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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