I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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