Soap is not a condiment
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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