i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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