I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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