I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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