Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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