I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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