Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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