And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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