if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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