i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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