please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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