I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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