Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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