But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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