I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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