the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
