Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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