great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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