he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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