Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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