why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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