***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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