she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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