fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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