Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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