dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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