No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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