And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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