I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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