we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Randomize
