you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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