But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have aggressive nipples.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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